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Created on 2002-09-01 16:55:05 (#689645), last updated 2009-07-18
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Basic Info Bioin my twenty two years of life, i've never done crystal meth or fisting. i have done lots and lots of contrived livejournal posts though! this is your lucky time period!
i also like to eat things i find on the ground!
in the last two months i found three ten dollar bills on the ground!
probably by the time You read this, it's been more than two months and i haven't found any more ten dollar bills, but while the record held, it was impressive. what a stoke of luck it is right now! by Your time, maybe i will have found more. what mysteries lie in the future!
i've been wearing the same pair of pants every day since i covered the last pair of pants i wore every day with paint by semi-accident.
i think i'm a professional chess teacher right now. but i may have been fired, i'm not sure.
i am taking a degree in a subject i'm not enthousiastic about at an unrespected university. the only thing this 4 year behemoth qualifies me for is to work as an english teacher abroad, which i will likely do upon graduation. in fact, judging by how often i update these bio things, i'm likely in some foreign land right now being spit on by kids for colonizing them.
i don't know how to surf, but i would like to. wouldn't You?
i like it when other people speak other languages. i can speak english and a little polish, and have studied spanish, french, latin and arabic and can kinda communicate in the first two. the last two i'm not too accomplished in.
i can say "i speak x-language" in some 40 languages. when i tell white people this, they always want me to do gaelic or sanskrit or something. i can't do gaelic or sanskrit, so don't ask.
i'm not a magnificent cook either, but i like to eat magnificent stuff that other people cook and someone told me once that that's the first step to being a great chef. i also have this book that i glued recipes of my friends into. if we happen to be friends, whoever is reading this, i want your favourite recipes to put in my book.
long enough, dont you think??
btw, this thing is pretty much "friends only" because the internet's scary
i also like to eat things i find on the ground!
in the last two months i found three ten dollar bills on the ground!
probably by the time You read this, it's been more than two months and i haven't found any more ten dollar bills, but while the record held, it was impressive. what a stoke of luck it is right now! by Your time, maybe i will have found more. what mysteries lie in the future!
i've been wearing the same pair of pants every day since i covered the last pair of pants i wore every day with paint by semi-accident.
i think i'm a professional chess teacher right now. but i may have been fired, i'm not sure.
i am taking a degree in a subject i'm not enthousiastic about at an unrespected university. the only thing this 4 year behemoth qualifies me for is to work as an english teacher abroad, which i will likely do upon graduation. in fact, judging by how often i update these bio things, i'm likely in some foreign land right now being spit on by kids for colonizing them.
i don't know how to surf, but i would like to. wouldn't You?
i like it when other people speak other languages. i can speak english and a little polish, and have studied spanish, french, latin and arabic and can kinda communicate in the first two. the last two i'm not too accomplished in.
i can say "i speak x-language" in some 40 languages. when i tell white people this, they always want me to do gaelic or sanskrit or something. i can't do gaelic or sanskrit, so don't ask.
i'm not a magnificent cook either, but i like to eat magnificent stuff that other people cook and someone told me once that that's the first step to being a great chef. i also have this book that i glued recipes of my friends into. if we happen to be friends, whoever is reading this, i want your favourite recipes to put in my book.
long enough, dont you think??
btw, this thing is pretty much "friends only" because the internet's scary
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active interests in surfing, being 22, colonialism, contrived livearticles, eating found things, english teaching, finding ten dollar bills, foreign lands, getting fired, impressive records, inapplicable bachelors of arts, latin and arabic, magnificent cooks, not doing crystal meth, not fisting, not gaelic or sanskrit, personal cookbooks, pretending to speak languages, professional chess teaching, sneaky counters, the mysterious future, unrespected universities, wearing thesame pants everyday, white people, you
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